Literature
The Legend of the Evil Spork
The Legend of the Evil Spork
Characters
Narrator (N)
Spork
Coaster
Spoon
Fork
Dish
(Eerie music playing in the background as Narrator speaks)
N: All over the world there exists a thing that many people have never heard of. This thing is known as the spork. If you are one of these people who doesn't know what a spork is, allow me to describe it for you. A spork is a very special kitchen utensil, rarely found in most homes, despite its usefulness. This tool is used for eating, very much like a spoon and a fork. In fact, that's exactly what it is. A spork contains the rounded shape of a spoon, with the tines, or prongs, of a fork. There